Odd wordplay recipes anyone?
August 30, 2010 by Mixture Cars
Filed under recipe hybrid cars
Here are some examples, can you come up with any more?
6 or 7 helium filled mylar balloons, a face mask and snorkel, and a tomato cage can be used to build a lunar excursion module.
A bowl of tapioca, a blond wig, and a large bottle of massage oil is all it takes to clone Pamela Anderson. (This one is from Tommy Lee himself. I think it was right after their first divorce.)
With a roller skate, a box of raisins and a match you can make your own hybrid car.
A badge, a beeping wand, and a clipboard is all you need for a good time frisking women at the airport Curbside Security Service.
I’m going to a family wedding this weekend. I think I’ll try your pinata recipe.
Here’s a couple more ideas I thought of:
A 10 lb. sack of flour wrapped in plastic and salthered in vaseline, latex gloves, hospital gown and surgeon’s mask are all you need to teach a birthing reception class for midwives.
A PHd in Philosophy, a paper hat and a RF telephone headset are the essential ingredients for a drive-thru window operator at Sartre-in-the-Box or Carl’s (Jung) Jr.
With only 5 deluxe ant farms, a submarine periscope, and 13 raw steaks
(and you have to fill the ant farms with water that has a little blue dye in it.) and Voila! Your child can look like a one-eyed, underwater alien creature while he waits in the car for you when you’re shopping,
Okay, okay, Sorry, I’m just getting the hang of it, let’s see…
1 whole—Chupacabra (brainwashed)
1/4 cup—whole navel oranges
1 tsp—chupacabra zest (colored marshmallows may be substituted)
2 cups—fresh squeezed chickens milk
5 large—eggplants (unprepared)
1 tbsp—dihydrogen monoxide
1/2 tsp—TSP
Sneak up on Eggplants so they are totally unprepared, dice and drain and place in a medium saucepan set to 19° kelvin. Peel and eat the oranges. Mix tylenol, barn owl droppings and vanilla extract in a large mixing bowl and whip til frotty, slowly incorporate dry ingredients until stiff peaks form. Thoroughly brainwash chupacabra and let cool in the sun over night for about an hour. Simmer in a pan about half full of kittens for 3 seconds and serve at once.
You’ve just prepared a delicious dinner for 7 of:
EGGPLANT CHUPACABRA!
Wait, wait too long, I know, I know, that wasn’t it. Okay okay…
A paintball gun full of kiwis, an industrial grade meat separator, and any disliked female relative (male relative may be substituted if inverted) and you have a perfect party or picnic substitute for the traditional piñata!
No, no, no Jeez this is a tough one Bill! but I’ll get it, here goes…
Forty or fifty pieces of black gum scraped off the sidewalk, a human foot, and a jar of dijonaisse makes hors D’ouvres for a reception of 43!
ALMOST! I’ve almost got it…wait, was that one right? No. Okay, one more time. Hold on I think I’ve got it this time…
An 18″ x 24″ picture frame, some blue construction paper and matching duct tape (18 rolls), and a years supply of botox and you can make a realistic 3-D selfportrait!
Look, I’m gonna have to come back to this one, but I can do it I swear…
An air compressor, a summer dress, a very amenable girlfriend is all you need to make The Headless, Hairy-Chested, Upside-Down Woman Costume.
Yes! Now i’ve got the hang of it!
4,000 gerbils, 200 tubes of crazy glue, and 4,000 strike anywhere matches and you’ve got yourself a miniature replica of a Grateful Dead concert audience.
A monster truck, an unhappy woman ignoring you, and a loud obnoxious voice are all perfect ways of announcing to the world, unequivocally, that you have a small penis.
Wearing a pair of dark sunglasses, driving an Oldsmobile, while hanging a walking stick out the window and tapping the ground, with a seeing eye dog sitting shotgun with his paws glued to his eyes. will get other drivers to yield the right of way every time.
A 3 inch piece of wire, a stick of gum, and an invalid credit card is all you need to make people think your about to do what McGyver would do.
A bag of Purina Cat Chow, a trench coat, and a pair of pant legs and you’ll be the worlds first flashing pet-o-phile.
A box of chalk, a pair of sneakers, and an intergalactic transporter are all you need to play hopscotch with aliens from another galaxy.
A cigarette lighter, a battery powered DVD player, and a time machine are all you need to rule the world…for a while.